The Don

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Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, the Don
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here’d love to be you, the Don!
Even all the other Trumps!

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There’s no man in town as admired as you
You’re everyone’s favorite guy
Everyone’s awed and inspired by you
And it’s not very hard to see why

No one fires like Don

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And builds spires like Don,

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Calls the media a bunch of liars like Don!

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No president’s been half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be on

Who wins votes like the Don?

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Who owns boats like the Don?

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Who sees the Times failing and gloats like the Don?

Trump gloats

As a president, yes, I’m intimidating!

My, what a guy, that Don!

I needed encouragement
Thank you, VP!

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Well, there’s no one as easy to bolster as he!

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Too much?


No one rhymes like the Don

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No one mimes like the Don

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nobody hates the failing Times like the Don!

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When I’m talking about the election
I won the popular vote, I tell you!
And that’s because I’m a man of action
Not like crooked Hilla-

Trump Hillary

Is that true?

Through and through!

No one flies like the Don

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Chooses ties like the Don

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Tells the Times to just stop printing lies like the Don

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I’m especially good at words!

The Don has the best words!

When I was elected, I had four million votes
More than Clinton ask any of my sons!
I swear it is true it was five million votes
Maybe six, prob’ly seven millions!

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Who has zest like the Don?
Wants incest like the Don?

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Who calls journalists disgusting pests like the Don?
I use Caps Lock in all executive orders!

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Say it again
Who’s a man among men?
Who’s the super success?
Don’t you know? Can’t you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There’s just one guy in town
Who’s got all of it down…

And his name’s D-O-N…A…
I believe there’s another A…
It just occurred to me that I’m illiterate
And I’ve never actually had to spell it out loud before…


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One Response to The Don

  1. Gerry Huster sagt:

    Schöne Idee 🙂

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