[Wer den Gaston-Song aus Beauty And The Beast nicht kennt, hört ihn vielleicht vorher mal. Zum Beispiel hier:
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, the Don
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here’d love to be you, the Don!
Even all the other Trumps!
There’s no man in town as admired as you
You’re everyone’s favorite guy
Everyone’s awed and inspired by you
And it’s not very hard to see why
No one fires like Don
And builds spires like Don,
Calls the media a bunch of liars like Don!
No president’s been half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be on
Who wins votes like the Don?
Who owns boats like the Don?
Who sees the Times failing and gloats like the Don?
As a president, yes, I’m intimidating!
My, what a guy, that Don!
I needed encouragement
Thank you, VP!
Well, there’s no one as easy to bolster as he!
No one rhymes like the Don
No one mimes like the Don
nobody hates the failing Times like the Don!
When I’m talking about the election
I won the popular vote, I tell you!
And that’s because I’m a man of action
Not like crooked Hilla-
Is that true?
Through and through!
No one flies like the Don
Chooses ties like the Don
Tells the Times to just stop printing lies like the Don
I’m especially good at words!
The Don has the best words!
When I was elected, I had four million votes
More than Clinton ask any of my sons!
I swear it is true it was five million votes
Maybe six, prob’ly seven millions!
Who has zest like the Don?
Wants incest like the Don?
Who calls journalists disgusting pests like the Don?
I use Caps Lock in all executive orders!
Say it again
Who’s a man among men?
Who’s the super success?
Don’t you know? Can’t you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There’s just one guy in town
Who’s got all of it down…
And his name’s D-O-N…A…
I believe there’s another A…
It just occurred to me that I’m illiterate
And I’ve never actually had to spell it out loud before…